so i was dancing with a hot guy last night on the dancefloor and then this fucking beautiful goddess of a girl danced between us and the guy was like edging nearer her and then she just grabbed my hand and started dancing with me and we ended up making out and i heard the guy say “for fucks sake” as he walked away and if that’s what 2015 has in store for me then I can’t fucking wait.
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Freshmen Me: i dont get why older students hate us freshmen so much its so dumb ugh
Senior Me: who the fuck let all these fucking gremlins into this school
I miss the good old days in US politics where the biggest scandal was when Leslie Knope discovered she was really born in Eagleton
We kill so much time overthinking and imagining different scenarios in life.
But time is killing us.

